I should of probably spent more time on this..

but who has time?! I'm not even sure I fully understand the meaning of the word "time" anymore. I plan on smacking a shit ton of make up on my face and brushing my hair one day to make a video to explain exactly what this blog will be about. As for right now, you will have to settle for this poorly constructed/spelled paragraph and bare with me. I post a lot of pictures of myself, I eat a lot of bacon, work hard, don't play, and am trying to convince myself that I am perfectly sane.

YEEHAWWWW!